TEMPEST™ OS — TERMS & CONDITIONS

Last modified: 17.07.2026 — revision 2.6

1. ACCEPTANCE

By operating this desktop you agree to these terms, the laws of physics, and the general concept of a good time. If you do not agree, please power down slowly and think about what you've done.

2. THE SOFTWARE

TEMPEST OS is provided "as is", "as was", and occasionally "as if". Features may hum, glow or flicker. This is not a bug; it is a phosphor.

3. AUDIO EXPOSURE

Prolonged exposure to Tempest audio may cause involuntary movement, repeated attendance of shows, and strong opinions about subwoofers. The management accepts no liability for lost voices.

4. GUESTBOOK CONDUCT

Be kind. Entries are stored on your own machine until further notice. Entries containing negativity may be defragmented without warning.

5. BOOKINGS

Booking requests are transmitted by electronic mail. A booking is only confirmed once you receive a reply from an actual human. Humans respond slower than 56k modems; be patient.

6. PRIVACY

This page sets no trackers of its own. Embedded players (Spotify / YouTube) load only after you open them and bring their own cookie policies. Guestbook entries never leave your browser in this version.

7. LIABILITY

Maximum aggregate liability is limited to one (1) refund of the admission price of this website, being zero (0) currency units.

8. TERMINATION

You may terminate this agreement at any time by closing the window. We may terminate it by unplugging the machine. Either way, thanks for stopping by.

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